The Ramblings of a MC

21 year old Emcee, Reviewer, and Hip Hop Enthusiast. Among other things, I enjoy gaming, Star Wars, Anime, and the like. Expect to see all of this and more, which includes the occasional rant and/or personal text post. Oh, and I'm happily married to Emma Watson. She just doesn't know it yet.

Now Watching: Bleach, Black Lagoon, Blue Exorcist, Impractical Jokers, One Piece, Samurai Jack, and Unforgettable.
Recent Tweets @TheDealer1228
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

make me choose
 ↳  asked: emma stone or emma watson

(via weasleyburrow)

What did she get up to when she was out of his sight; what feminine mysteries absorbed her?
Narrator, The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling (via literaryquotations)

(via romerojd)

clickthefrog:

Today’s dumb Don Jon complaints:

  • No character development or plot, just about porn (!? This baffles me every time)
  • Jon brags about always bedding at least an 8 but “ends the movie with a solid 4” (I just feel bad for this guy for not getting it)

People can be so stupid

I put my energy in the wrong places. I gave my time to the wrong people.
Penelope “Penny” Lockhart, Seeking a Friend For The End of The World (via wecouldsingourown)

fallontonight:

inranks:

fallontonight:

Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!

"Neither of us knew what to do so we high fived"

That break up ended kind of nice, right? Everyone loves a high five. 

(via sassynicaraguanandcute)